Bad Celebrity Plastic Surgery

Bad plastic surgery happens when someone feels pressure to look good and they have more money than brains. Which pretty much describes the majority of celebrities out there.

Boob Job, Stomach Lipo, Face Work, Skin Lightened, Breast implants, Augmentation, face work, skin lightened, Facelift,  nose jobs, face lifts

Some of the following don’t quite look like human beings anymore, which would be tragic (this is voluntary! they didn’t have to look like this) if it weren’t so stupid. Most of these people were genetically blessed to begin with, which makes you wonder why they would risk their good looks just to hold off from aging a tiny bit longer. And many of the younger celebs on this list have absolutely no excuse at all, as good diet, exercise, and a healthy lifestyle would have fixed most of any flaws they felt they had.

Here are the worst celebrity plastic surgery disasters we could dig up, some of which are pretty damn horrifying:

Tara Reid

Surgery botched: Boob Job and Stomach Lipo

Lil Kim
Surgery botched: Boobs, face work, skin lightened

Janet Jackson
Surgery botched: Breast Implants

Kenny Rogers
Surgery botched: Facelift

Victoria Beckham
Surgery botched: Breast Implants

Donatella Versace
Surgery botched: Lips, facelift

Vivica Fox
Surgery botched: Breast Implants

Jocelyn Wildenstein
Surgery botched: Everything she has attempted has apparently turned out terribly

Michael Jackson
Surgery botched: Skin lightening, nose jobs, face lifts, etc. etc. etc.

Hot babes - Hottest PETA Babes

You gotta admit, you'd eat some of the meat pictured on this page though, wouldn't you?

Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes would find her way onto any list of Five Hottest Things For Which It Could Possibly Be Argued That Eva Mendes Qualifies. In fact, even if she hadn't posed for the above picture, I'd still have been tempted to add her to the list just because it would have felt incomplete otherwise. Also, to her credit, Ms. Mendes recently managed to do something that no other Hollywood starlet in recent years has managed to pull off: she checked into rehab with dignity.

Imogen Bailey

For a country tilled in the blood of prisoners, Australia has managed to produce an astounding amount of hot women, of which Imogen Bailey is almost certainly the hottest one named Imogen. Possibly the hottest overall, too, as is clearly exhibited by her anti-fur ad. She's so hot, it almost makes me want to take off my bunny-fur coat and think about replacing my bunny-fur carpeting, seat covers, window shades, toupee and book bindings. Almost.

Maggie Q

Maggie Q is best known for being the young-looking chick of ambiguous ethnicity who, when you see her, you can't quite place where you've seen her before, but you want to go back to that place and see her again. That place was most likely either Mission Impossible III or Live Free and Die Hard. She also gains points for naming herself after the gadget guy from James Bond. Nah, her last name used to be Quigley. See? She still made the right choice.

Joanna Krupa

Joanna Krupa, or "The Krupster" as she's known to her many friends and lovers (let's start that pointless rumor), is extremely... talented. She also has the distinction of being probably the most naked anybody has ever been for a PETA photo shoot. Generally people have a prop of some sort. A top hat, a cane. A bottle of water. An embarrassed glare. Or maybe their entire body isn't visible. Something. Not Joanna. She's got shoes and a necklace, which is all a true lady ever really needs.

Dominique Swain

In her role in Face-Off, Swain jams a butterfly knife into someone's leg. In her role in this PETA ad, Swain jams the once totally separate fields of pro-animal rights advertising and child pornography together in an unholy union of guilty hotness. Why is the totally-legal-I-swear Swain playing Lolita in an ad which hopes to prevent animal cruelty? Well, she did play Lolita in a made for TV movie first, but I prefer to think it's because I had a dream in which I commanded it.

Let's not split hairs: we eat meat. We enjoy eating meat. We will never stop eating meat. But if we were to stop eating meat, we probably couldn't have a better reason than one of these ladies.

Hot babe - Sexy stars burn up the beach

Hot babe - Sexy stars burn up the beach
From Australia to Jamaica, these stars are burning up, cooling off.

Songstress Christina Milian showed off her washboard abs while taking a dip in the waters off Miami at the end of 2007. Looks like she's gearing up to make a splash again on the music scene after getting dropped from Def Jam records in 2006. While she took a recent foray into film, the Internet's abuzz with news of a new record deal with the MySpace music label.

Reality TV star and former Paris buddy Kim Kardashian went from the Sundance slopes to the Miami beaches, with a stop at home in Los Angeles, all in one week. Kim, left, soaked up rays with her sister Kourtney -- they both star in "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" -- on Jan. 23, 2008, after strolling the streets at the Sundance Film Festival with boyfriend Reggie Bush earlier in the week. It looks like Kim is keeping up with the different climates quite well.

"Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria Parker is making a splash before she has to head back to work. Longoria Parker, who has been enjoying some time off due to the writer's strike, went on a Mexican holiday with her husband, NBA star Tony Parker. Parker skipped out on this past weekend's All-Star festivities to watch his wife poolside, pictured at left on Feb. 16.

New loves, but old friends, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem, enjoyed their holidays on the island of Fernando de Noronha, Brazil. They first starred together in "Jamon, Jamon" in 1992, and the couple began making off-screen magic together in the fall of 2007.

Real estate mogul-in-the-making Ivanka Trump may stand by her dad's side when it comes to business matters, but her vacation time is a different matter. Trump, who joined her father on his hit reality show, in addition to her real-life role in his business dealings, got the royal treatment from boyfriend Jared Kushner on the beaches of St.



Real estate mogul-in-the-making Ivanka Trump may stand by her dad's side when it comes to business matters, but her vacation time is a different matter. Trump, who joined her father on his hit reality show, in addition to her real-life role in his business dealings, got the royal treatment from boyfriend Jared Kushner on the beaches of St.



Soccer star David Beckham may be in Hawaii for "work" -- he's playing in the Trans-Pacific soccer tournament -- but that doesn't mean he doesn't have some free time to enjoy the scenery. Beckham waded in the Hawaiian waters, showing off his toned upper body and a new tattoo on his left forearm Feb. 20.



Actress Liv Tyler is the latest star saying aloha to the 50th state, even though the New York resident has a bit farther to travel than her Hollywood counterparts. Tyler and her husband Royston Langdon were spotted making a splash in Hawaii, Jan. 17, 2008. Tyler, who recently voiced her concern that her son Milo was growing up under the glare of paparazzi cameras, may be considering a move to a warmer climate.



Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo prepares for the NFL playoffs with a little lovin' from his new girlfriend, singer Jessica Simpson. Like many A-list stars this season, the pair opted for a little heat during the holidays with friends and family. Simpson is pictured here standing next to Romo's teammate Jason Whitten in Los Cabos, Mexico.

Hot babes-Hottest Hockey Wives and Girlfriends

Hot babes-Hottest Hockey Wives and Girlfriends
Hockey players tend to be the least publicized athletes in the public eye, but that surely doesn’t take away from their ability to pick up amazing women.

Willa Ford- If you’re Mike Modano, being considered the greatest U.S. born hockey player in NHL history is something to tell people at parties. Being married to one of the hottest wannabe pop stars is something to be proud of.Willa Ford shot to mediocrity in 2001 as the self-proclaimed “bad girl of pop”


Veronika Varekova-Varekova was married to fellow Czech, Petr Nedved. During the 2006 season while playing for Phoenix, Nedved requested a trade to New York to be closer to his wife who worked primarily out of New York City. Unfortunately for Petr, the couple separated later in 2006. Neved has since returned to the Czech Republic.


Rachel Hunter- In a perfect world, Rachel Hunter would surely be in the top five of our countdown. Unfortunately for Rachel, she decided to marry Rod Stewart in 1990. It’s standard policy here that if any woman has had sexual relations with Rod Stewart, she cannot be ranked in the top five.


Gena Lee Nolin- Growing up on a farm in Duluth, Minnesota, Gena Lee Nolin loved ice fishing and basketball as a child.Nolin married David Alan Feiler (who?) in 1991 and the love affair lasted for a month and a day. Feiler would later go on to stalk Nolin, forcing her to take out a restraining order against her ex husband.Nolin later married Greg Fahlman in 1993. The two remained married throughout Nolin’s success on Baywatch, and later divorced in 2004. Soon after her divorce from Fahlman, Nolin met and began dating former NHL player Cale Hulse.


Carol Alt- Whilst looking somewhat haggard in her advancing years, Carol Alt was once one of the more successful models in her industry. Appearing on the cover of the 1982 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, Alt certainly made her mark in modeling.Currently involved in a relationship with former(?) NHL wannabe Alexei Yashin, Alt is 13 years Yashin’s senior. While Yashin was busy picking out turtlenecks for his pee-wee hockey tournaments, Alt was busy making seductive poses for numerous magazines from around the world.Alt married former NHL player Rod Greschner in 1983, and the two divorced in 1996.Since her modeling career began to wind down over the years, Alt has played lead roles in numerous Italian and Canadian films.


Candace Cameron-Bure - If you’re anything like myself (handsome and intelligent), then you most likely grew up watching Full House as a kid. While you were running away from girls on the playground in utter terror of contracting cooties, you always made it home in time to see D.J. Tanner deal with whatever life was going to throw her way next.


Anna Kournikova- Anna Kournikova is #8 on our list not because of any awful physical flaws, but because of her sheer lack of commitment to making it any higher on our list.Anna delved into the world of hockey at the tender age of 16, apparently engaged to NHL superstar Pavel Bure for a time.
After leaving the old and haggard Bure, Anna went on to date Sergei Fedorov for a time, and the two were later rumored to be married.Unfortunately for Anna, she could not juggle the pressures of beauty and talent.


Angelica Bridges- This fiery redhead is currently married to NHL defenseman Sheldon Souray of the Edmonton Oilers. At the time of this writing, I am only now discovering that Angelica Bridges has also at one time been involved in a relationship with Rod Stewart. My apologies to Rachel Hunter, as this bit of breaking news has completely thrown my top ten list into confusion.

Hot simple pleasures

Ten of Life's Simple Pleasures

1. A good cold beer on a hot day.



2. The sound of air conditioning running on a hot day.

3. Being able to sleep through a hot night.

4. Hot kisses from a hot man on a hot night.



5. Red hots till your mouth is numb.

6. NOT coming down with a cold when you're feeling not-so-hot.

7. Singing full voice in front of an audience and sounding hot hot hot!



8. Stomping barefoot through a puddle of Summer rain on a hot day.

9. Margarita's with your best girl friend on a hot day.

10. Knowing that even in the hottest month another nephew is on his way.




What is your simple pleasure!